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Do you ever felt like you are useless ? Screwing up everything you did like eating rice ? Doing nothing is part of your life ? Good at nothing ?... So do you want to be useful ? Like a screw driver, screwing up in a useful way ?... If you are the one that stated up there, you came to the right place...Yes, right place... No, not at your house but here...

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Tuesday, 17th February 2009 : Yesterday campur today = yestoday ???

Yesterday went MSSMKL for Olahraga at SMK Seri Permaisuri...I took part in 5000 m event...reached 7 something then waited until 8...then 8 something my event started...i got 6th or 7th place out of 18, not bad for a guy who doesn't train...but no medal for me...only top 5 get to get medal...since my event is the first so i left early and went back to school...miss BM exam and manage to sit for English and Mathematics...

And today woke up late, the van was waiting when i got out from the bathroom...then rushed to the van bare foot and wore my socks in the van until i realised that i only brought one side of the socks and left the other side at home...by that time, the van was half way to school and i don't want to trouble auntie so went school with one foot sockless...then reached school then silent reading then went back to class for exam...first subject was Chemistry...NEVER study for it so have to cheat...Advice from me : "pay attention in class even though you plan to cheat in every exam"...this is what happened, when i opened the paper, one word came into my mind "SHIT", this question from which chapter ??? OMFGWTFFFFFF, tiru also tak tau mana soalan datang dari bab apa...so i do what i did best, shooting with BB gun...All also kena C...then after recess was Moral...As a good boy, i did what was told to me by past year senior..."Moral no need study one, can cheat one, only study during trial and SPM"...so tiru"ed" and also took some photos...
...my Moral paper......my Moral paper and cheat sheet......copying......answering myself......Max and Joey, Koshela (go shit lah !!!) in between......Max posing......Fassler......Ivan posing......and that's Moky over there......Moky posing...

...Moky copying.......suddenly Moky gone crazy......and torn her exam paper...

...i asked her what happened and she showed me her IC ??? Weird......Khoi Meng putting his head inside the paper ???......Sze Kitt, we were in the same class since Form 1......Jeremy Lui......Max playing with his phone...

...After Moral was Additional Mathematics...Manage to do few question...and when i was trying to use the calculator...it showed me this message...

...closer look......FuCkED...

...and i felt a sudden pain in the ass...

...on the way home...

Sunday, 15th February 2009 : What a day...wait...What THE day...

First of all...i wanna tell you all that ma blog, this blog just hit 200 visitors today in less than a month...that was like WOW...never thought of that...did not expect that much of ATTENTION when i first started this blog...i wanna thank you all for making it happened and i believe that we can make 300, 400, 1000 or maybe more happen with your continuous support...Do drop by here everyday when you have nowhere to go or even going somewhere...3 more days and this blog will be one month old...THANK YOU...

Went for Kursus Pendidikan Pemandu a.k.a "The Undang-undang Course" today...Woke up as early as 7 a.m. this morning to wait for the guy from driving school to pick me up...Then reached
the driving school at 8 something...then waited a while for the registration...when i was on my way to the class i met the i wanna meet since Form 2...her name is Lim Pei Shan from Seri Suria...what a coindence and it was like a dream come true to me...she was there with two other friends and coincidencely one of her friend is my friend too...not really friend just we know each other but never talk before...They are in the same class as mine so we sit together...so the class started at 9 something and ended six hours later...of course got lunch break in the middle...after that went to Leisure Mall to meet up a friend who asked me to accompany to buy some present for his friend...and it turned out to be a late surprise birthday celebration...he told me that his sister was waiting for him in a restaurant outside Leisure Mall...name, Gilly Cafe...so i followed him there and into the shop felt that something's wrong...his sister is no where to be found and all of a sudden the shop played the birthday song and all my friend came out of nowhere and start singing birthday song to me...i would thank all of you for this memorable day...and and Thank You and a happy belated birthday to me....

... a FUCK YOU cake from Secret Recipe "_"...

...everyone is forking the cake...

Saturday, 14 February 2009 : Valentine's Day

When to school today for replacement class...Hadir sekolah but ponteng kelas whole day...School having high jump event, as a member of Quarter Master of course have to do my JOB...So i helped out, carried mattress and everything...After that it was Under 18 boys turn to jump...A guy with the name Najiy, broke the school high jump record of 1.64 m...and took it to the new level of 1.68 m...I was one of the first to witness the record breaking moment...Then recess...>>Fast Forward>>...At night, went to SMK Connaught for the Chinese New Year celebration with some friends...Reached there late, about 45 minutes before the performance end...They sold out the ticket and won't let us in no matter how we beg them...So we tried our luck by buying tickets from those who came out early...Still refused to let us in cause it was used ticket...Luckily there's a girl from our school who seems to be the sister of the president of the committee sold us the VIP ticket...so we went in and the performance was about to end...That night must be the most expensive night in my life...RM 15 for 30 minutes...burned a hole in my wallet and put salt on it...ouch ouch...Next week we will be having our first intervensi, haven't study yet...so erm...hope everyone gets good result and hope i get good result from this intervensi too...and wish everyone a HAPPY belated Valentine's Day...


...RM 15 entrance ticket, coatted with GOLD...

Tuesday, 10th February 2009...Ma Birthday

my Chinese New Year ended yesterday with SICKness...**cough**...and the moment you all been waiting for...**drum roll**

WEE KEAT's Ang Pow count...

previous count : 26 packets, RM 195, RM 7.5/packet

latest count : 36 packets, RM 421, RM 11.69/packet

Conclusion : ^RM4.19/packet, ^155.87 % and Wee Keat will grow 36 cm taller...

Today is public holiday cause my birthday so no school for me...

Slept the whole day...

At night went dinner at this Italian restaurant called Venezia at Taman Segar...

Now picture would like to talk so i let it talk...

...Menu...

...Mango Italian Soda...

...what i ordered...

...the owner ?...

...cockroach...

...ma cousin......ma lil cousin...

After the meal, we went home and cut cake...

After doing some blowjob on the candle of the cake...The Cake Killer took out a knife, a sharp one and stabbed the cake...And the cake shouted : "HELP !!!" but nobody cares. And they went on eating the cake. THE END...btw, don't ever buy any cake or ice-cream from Baskin Robbins...They don't sell ice-creams, they sell SUGAR...

17 years passed in a blink of eyes, don't blink again or else 17 years will pass again...And i did nothing...haih...this year i must do something, will do something, have to do something ??? Oh ya SPM...shit shit...Exam next week and haven't study at all...ciao...

SICKed

OMFG...i'm sick...headache, flu, cough...Not going school tomorrow...Wait, sick the day before ma birthday...haih...what a coincidence...

...HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME....

and get well soon...

*Phew..., felt so relieved after telling her the truth...I know what i did was wrong and right...I know i hurt your feeling, it hurt mine too...But what must happen will happen...You can hate me for that...I don't expect forgiveness from you...And i'm really sorry...*

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