Not Your Average Camp !!!

号外！！！
斯里免登北区国中×一日营 SMK Seri Bintang Utara One Day Camp
日期：30、5、09
时间：8am-5pm
地点：斯里免登北区国中
主题：天下武林大会
入场费：会服 RM10无会服 RM12
联络号码：健勇 0172988239宋伟 0122845899
备注：只限250人，先到先得。

SBU One Day Camp held by the chinese society.
Date: 30/5/09, which is on a satuday.
Time: 8am until 5pm
Venue: SMK Seri Bintang Utara, Taman Shamelin Perkasa.
Theme: World of Martial Arts.
Fee: With school identical shirt, RM10. Casual wear, RM12.

*We provide breakfast, lunch and tea time.
*ONLY for Form 1 to Form 6 students.
*Please bring extra clothes because we have water game.
*You can go by LRT to Pandan Jaya or Maluri station, we'll pick you up to our school from there.
*Do not wear too short pants or too sexy clothes or we might not let you in.

Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks!
So, please come!
Bring your friends along and join the fun!

Life is all about SHIT...

Life is all about shit...
When your father poked the wrong hole...he said SHIT...
9 months later, your mum shitted you out from her hole...
They fed your first meal and few hours later, you shitted your first shits...
Few years later, your parents said they rather give birth to shit...
At the age of 7, started your life of shit...
You don't pay a shit to what your teacher shits in front of class...
You don't give a damn on the shits your teacher gave...
"Teacher, i cannot finish this workSHEET..."
She start canning you like shit...
You spend your time doing nothing but shits...
You start playing shits...
You start taking shits...
Shit here and there...
I'm cold like shit...
Please give me a bed SHEET...
Few month before SPM, you realised you ain't doing shit...
Handed empty exam SHEET...
Results sucked like shit...
Regret for the shits that you did and the shits you did not do...
Spent time on shit, but ain't your own shit...
Sitting there regret shit...
Now i'm scared like shit...
My life is like an empty SHEET...
My future is shit...